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论文还是要自己好好写
 
 
发布时间：[2016/12/30 23:19]    阅读次数：[87]    发表者：[无名]
 
　　It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
　　 这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字机上敲敲打打。这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。
　　 Fox: "What are you working on?"
　　 狐狸：“你在做什么呢？”
　　 Rabbit: "My thesis."
　　 兔子：“写我的论文。”
　　 Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"
　　 狐狸：“唔，是关于什么的？”
　　 Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
　　 兔子：“噢，我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。”
　　 Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."
　　 狐狸：“你太搞笑了吧！谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。”
　　 Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."
　　 兔子：“兔子当然吃，我能证明的。跟我来。”
　　 They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.
　　 它们一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。它回到打字机前继续敲打。
　　 Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
　　 很快，一只狼走了过来，停下看着兔子奋力工作。
　　 Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"
　　 狼：“你在写什么呢？”
　　 Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
　　 兔子：“我在写论文，关于兔子如何吃掉狼。”
　　 Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
　　 狼：“你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧！”
　　 Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
　　 兔子：“能发表，你想知道为什么吗？”
　　 The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
　　 兔子和狼一起进了洞穴，而兔子又一次独自走了出来。几分钟后它继续打字。
　　 Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.
　　 兔子洞穴里：一个角落里是一堆狐狸骨头，另一角落里是一堆狼骨头。而另一侧是一只狮子，它边打着饱嗝，边剔着牙齿。
　　 It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
　　 论文的题目选什么无关紧要。
　　 It doesn't matter what you use for data.
　　 你用什么作为例证数据也无关紧要。
　　 What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.
　　 真正重要的是：你的论文导师是谁！
　　 哈哈，最后只是博大家一笑，论文还是要自己好好写！