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咱还没中大奖呢
发布时间：[2016/12/30 23:15] 阅读次数：[100] 发表者：[无名]
| In the evening, her husband told me that he bought 1000 yuan tickets. I growled back his doctrines, the husband laughed and said: "two days before, a fortune-teller told me that my fortune these days, so this time I'm sure of winning the lottery." Say that finish, he sat on the sofa, drinking tea leisurely, soliloquize: "in 5 million, first to buy a 4 bedroom, appliances all to convert into new. Also, give your wife buy high-grade fashion, cosmetics, who let za rich?" I go to rice bowl with a wry smile, carelessly, bowl fell to the ground and broke up. At this time, listen to the husband shouted: "you don't hurry to smash things ah, I haven't the lottery." 晚上，老公告诉我，他买了1000元钱的彩票。我不满地说他败家，老公笑着说：“前两天，算命的告诉我，说我这几天财运旺，所以这次我肯定能中大奖。”说完，他就坐在沙发上，悠闲地喝着茶，自言自语：“中了500万后，先买套四居室，再把家电全换成新的。还有，给老婆你买高档时装，高级化妆品，谁让咱有钱了呢。”我苦笑着去盛饭，一不小心，饭碗掉到地上摔碎了。这时，就听老公大叫道：“你先别急着摔东西呀，咱还没中大奖呢。” |
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