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playmagic
发布时间：[2016/12/29 11:31] 阅读次数：[123] 发表者：[无名]
| A guy walks up to a girl in the bar and asks her if she wants to play magic. She asks, "How so?" He replies, "We go to my house, we screw and then you disappear!" you were the only one here with brakes A truck driver came upon a couple making passionate love in the middle of the road. He blew his horn, blinked his lights and yet the couple never missed a stroke! The driver stopped, got out and shouted at them, "Are you crazy, didn’t you here my horn, see my lights, didn’t you know I was coming?" The horny young man said, "Yes, I knew you were coming! I knew she was coming and I knew I was coming! I also knew you were the only one here with brakes!" 一个人走到一个女孩在酒吧里,问她如果她想玩魔术。 她问,“怎么?” 他回答说:“我们去我的房子,我们螺丝,然后你消失!” 你是唯一一个在刹车 一名卡车司机遇到一对正在热恋在路中间的。 他了喇叭,眨了眨眼睛中风他的灯,然而这对夫妇从来没有错过! 司机停下,下了车,对他们大吼大叫,“你疯了,你没有在这里我的角,看到我的灯,你不知道我来了?” 角的年轻人说:“是的,我知道你要来!我知道她来了,我知道我是来了!我也知道你是唯一一个在刹车!” |
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