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女孩和神父的对话
发布时间：[2010/06/20 18:00] 阅读次数：[428] 发表者：[无名]
| One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. 有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪……… Girl: Father, I have sinned. 女孩 神父 我有罪 Preacher: What did you do, little girl? 神父 孩子 你犯了什麽罪呢？ Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch." 女孩 昨天 我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」 Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? 神父 为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？ Girl: He touched my breast. 女孩 他……他摸我的胸部 Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) 神父 你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部） Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. 女孩 （因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的 Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that. 神父 只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊 Girl: But he also took off my cloth. 女孩 但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉…… Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) 神父 你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服） Girl: Yes, that"s what he did. 女孩 是的 是这样子没错 Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that. 神父 可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊 Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩 然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面…… Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) 神父 （奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了） Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did... 女孩 （数分钟後）喔……是的……就是这样子……… Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a... 神父 我亲爱的孩子 就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」 Girl: But he had AIDS!! 女孩 但是他有 AIDS 呀!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! 神父 那个狗娘养的!!! |
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