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这日子还能不能过了 老公本命年！给他买了三条大红内裤！然后我说明年我也本命年！也得买红色内衣裤！结果这货来了句“到时我的借你穿不就好了！”这日子还能不能过了？ 发表时间:[2016/12/30] MM你叫我情何以堪 高中时，和同班一个mm踢球玩，我说：“我守们可厉害，外号铜墙！！”mm说：“切~~~ 我外号刚门！！我让你随便射，你也射不进来！！”说完我暴笑，mm一路打我。 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 你被骗了吧 一对日本夫妻在吵架。丈夫说：“斯气哒记！”妻子说：“阔挖泥泥！”丈夫说：“托卡啊安吉，楼底牢乌密牙阔喔！”妻子这时都已经跪了下来苦苦哀求：“米米纳阔乌滴，达来厅阔乌鸡！”丈夫怒喝：“奇拿听阔乌鸡！”而你呢，就这么傻坐在电脑前一路读到现在好像你真的懂日语似的。 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 多好的小伙子呀 晚上在二楼阳台抽烟，楼下一情侣在聊天，女的说：“你安心考研，我上班挣钱支持你。”男的说：“你要注意安全，千万不要怀上。”我心想，这小伙子人真不错！ 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 这梦想太邪恶了 被女友踹掉前，我含着泪问女友：和我在一起的这些年你有什么遗憾，我们不要分手好吗？我会用余生来补偿你。女友沉吟良久，轻启朱唇：最粗的梦想，紧握在手上。 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 爸，我腰疼 小时候跟爸爸说：爸，我腰疼。爸老说：小孩子哪有腰。19岁那年：爸，我腰疼。爸意味深长得对我说：孩子，你还年轻，省着点。 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 飞机上，一对父女 飞机上，一对父女。父亲30，女儿6到7岁。空姐非常漂亮，父亲忍不住多看了她几眼，女儿：“看什么看，你觉得有意思吗？我妈一不在你怎么就象这样？”,父亲憋得脸通红：“快吃东西，少废话，要不然以后不带你出来！ ”女儿嘟囔：“都说女儿是父亲上辈子的情人，我就不明白了，我上辈子就怎么看上了你？"... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 要捅你就捅吧 老公公和儿媳妇有染。一日，老公公要挑水，到处找水桶。儿媳妇此时正坐在水桶上吃饭。老公公见了，大声喊：“儿媳，把你的屁股抬起来，我要桶！”儿媳听了满脸通红，小声说：“要捅你就捅吧，喊那么大声干嘛，你怕邻居们不知道吗？” 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 还差一个就满了 在机场接机，等人时候无聊就打开约炮软件搜了一下，发现有一个人跟我距离0.00m。我兴奋的加了他好友，打了个招呼：“回市里，30一位！走么？” 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Only One Eye to Settle On The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?""I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his sid... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] The Use of a Handsaw At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little&nbs... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] The Nice Wedding Gift We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 妈妈在砸瓶子 A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't come to... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 一分钟一百万 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" a... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 奇怪的关系 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm... 发表时间:[2016/12/30]
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