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1000元的脑筋急转弯 On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on ... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 铅笔 What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?Answer: use a pen.若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉你的铅笔该怎么办？答案：用原子笔 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 圣诞老人的爱好 What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么？答案：锄地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。） 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 送出去还有的东西 What can Santa give away and still keep?Answer: a cold.什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着？答案：感冒。 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 世界各地的蹩脚英语 ①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty。匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 咒语 An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.一个男人找到一个巫婆，要求她解开一条困扰了自己40年的咒语。The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell&n... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 钱不用找了 Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks&... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 谁才是有色人种 Dear white, something you got to know亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。When I was born, I was black.当我出生时，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我长大了，我是黑色的When I’m under the sun, I’m black.我在阳光下，我是黑色的When I’m cold, I’m black.我... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 传教士买鹦鹉A preacher is buying a parrot A preacher is buying a parrot.一个传教士在买鹦鹉。"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗？”传教士问。"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.“... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 保证没走错To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。A few minutes later he returns and a... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] The Cemetery Shortcut为抄近路走墓地 Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 我为什么逃避手术 A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。"What's the matter?" he was asked.“发生了什么？”有人问他。He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a ... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] I Understand Him我懂他的话 While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard."Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.&quo... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 冰箱里的储蓄罐 My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.我表妹总是从她哥哥的小猪扑满里“借钱”，她哥哥对此事感到很愤怒。One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the refrigerator.一天，表妹四处寻找，最后竟然在冰箱... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] At a Department Store 在百货商店里 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”一个结巴壮汉走进一家百货公司问柜员：“男……男装部在……在哪儿？”The clerk behind the counter just looks&nb... 发表时间:[2016/12/30]
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