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A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃 A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to&nbs... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Wedding or Not Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look&... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Dream 梦想 The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked."I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student&nbs... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 问问你自己的吧 Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark declared that if ... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Older Goats in America美国老羊 A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the&... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 吝啬鬼的聚会 The Mean Mans PartyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whe... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] The Monkey A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is ab... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 小心有狗! As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash&nbs... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 代课教师 A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 她怀孕了吗？ A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor ... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assur... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Beware of Dog! 小心有狗 As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash&nbs... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Mental deficiency 智力缺陷 quot;Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which eve... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Motivation 动机 MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] The Three Stages of Man男性成长三阶段 He believes in Santa Claus.He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.He is Santa Claus!相信圣诞老人的存在。不相信圣诞老人的存在。自己是个圣诞老人！ 发表时间:[2016/12/30]
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