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肛门作用之广 小明问小红：“你知道肛门有什么作用吗？”小红说：“便便。”“还有呢？”“放屁。”“还有呢？”“还有？........啊！你好流氓也！”(脸红)“你想到哪里了啊，我是说还可以夹断大便呀！” 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 公苍蝇和母苍蝇 公苍蝇和母苍蝇在WC吃屎，母苍蝇问：“我们为什么老是吃屎？”公苍蝇说：“吃饭的时候不要说这么恶心的话！” 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 超经典的问候！ 送你一份有屎以来，粪量最重的礼物，你一定会大吃一斤，还要多多饱含，如觉粪量不够还请自便！ 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 痰 那天听了一个笑话：一个出名吝啬的老地主，为改变自己在人民群众眼中“抠门”的印象，一天，在自家门口摆了一口大缸，召集全村老少，说：“今儿个谁往这缸里吐一口痰，我给谁10块钱。”谁信呢？老地主又打什么坏主意呢？大家都站在那儿不动。这时一个外乡人路过，想：反正也没啥损失，就“噗”，往缸里吐了一口大粘痰，老地主二话不说，马上给了10块钱。外乡人高兴地走了。村民们如梦方醒，前仆后继地往缸里吐痰，一会儿功夫缸... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 吃顿热的 两个乞丐，冬天很饿。看到一坨屎，两个人为了活命，都想吃。但两个人都不好意思，结果乙对甲说“还是你来吧，我不饿”甲就大吃了起来。吃着吃着，毕竟是屎呀，甲就吐了。乙马上吃了起来，甲就奇怪，我吐出来的这不是更恶心吗？乙回答：“我就是想吃顿热的” 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 为什么被杀 甲、乙两人乘飞机，出了故障，落在荒岛。荒岛上食人族酋长说：“你们各带100个相同的水果就放了你们！！！”一会儿，甲先带了100个草莓来。酋长：“把它们都塞进屁眼里就放了你们！！！”甲就开始塞……塞了98个，没有事……当他塞到99个时，他却“嘿嘿……”地笑了起来，草莓全喷了出来……甲就被酋长杀了……到了天堂，天使问甲：“你只差一个就可以免死，但为什么你笑了呢？“甲说：“因为我看见乙带了100个榴莲回来。”... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 预约解手 一日，公司职员小张忽然肚子痛，想解大手，但嫌一个人去厕所太闷，于是约同事小李一起去，小李暂时还不想去，小张便给小李发QQ写道：酝酿一下， 屎意盎然。 每日一蹲， 身体康健。小李也回诗一首道：虽无欲望， 愿与君往。 屎虽不出， 可拉大肠。小张很高兴，于是接着写道：真乃兄弟， 感激流涕。 不嫌屎臭， 足见高义。小李马上回诗一首：废话真多， 少要罗嗦， 赶紧... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunatel... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Where It Should Be Plugged A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must&n... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] Goodbye, Money On a trip to Disney Worldin Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.As we drove away, our son&... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the&nb... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 怎么把口香糖取出来呢 How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, ... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 你爸爸帮你了吗？ One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all&... 发表时间:[2016/12/30] 上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！ Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY F... 发表时间:[2016/12/30]
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